Hello!

This is me and Polly and Nipper - we’re running the show - thought we’d do the intro’s straight off so you know what’s what and who’s who so there’s no un-necessary if you get me drift?

Came down from the smoke a few weeks back looking for a new gaff and ended up here - place called Saintingunger - never heard of it myself and neither has anyone else in the whole world as far as I can tell - anyway, as Polly says - bit of quiet while we keep our heads down won’t do us any harm.

So. Polly is Polly as they say and you’re better remember it. Takes after her Great Aunt Polly who was called Polly unlike my Polly who isn’t called Polly but Virginia - only you’re better not call her that or you’ll find out why she’s always called Polly - after Great Aunt Polly who was Tommy’s right hand man and ran the show before he came back.

Bit like me I suppose, only different - mother named me Tommy after Great Uncle Tommy who was something big up in the smoke after the war but nobody ever calls me Tommy, or great uncle anything, only Squeaky - can’t think why…….

Anyway. That’s us, Polly, Nipper and Squeaky, part of the Binder family - just the three of us when we started out but quite a lot bigger now as we collected several new additions to the family on the way down here and quite a story that is too. Q.T. was the first of them - sorry, got to go - Polly’s calling - tell you next time ………